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| Topic Started: Dec 26 2009, 07:12 PM (1,104 Views) | |
| Templedog | Dec 26 2009, 07:12 PM Post #1 |
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If you ruled the world what rules would you make? Try to think seriously about the things that you would change. Here are some of mine. 1. Everyone works. Unless a person is raising children, while their spouse works or is incapable of of doing any simple task whatso-ever, then everyone will have to have a job. That way everyone has to contribute to society. 2. We need to plant millions and millions and millions more trees. 3. Every attractive actress must do a a full body nude scene in a movie, before age 30. 4. Men should not be allowed to wear sandels ever (no one wants to see hairy gorilla man feet). 5. Boarding schools for children, that way they can learn to be respectful and productive adults. 6. No more capri/peddle-pusher pants for women (I think they look stupid). 7. No more infomercials. 8. Bring back train travel for long distances, and even short distances. 9. Movie adaptations from books and comics will be EXACTLY how it was written in the original source. (Word for Word, scene for scene, it does not matter if the movie ends up being 12 hours long) 10. Burn garbage for energy. 11. Churches are kept unlocked so that if a person wishes to go in and light a candle and pray they can. 12. People who abuse animals and children get the death penalty. 13. Comic characters are allowed to age. 14. Television programs are no longer edited for length or content. (Make it the parents responsibility to censor what their children are allowed to see and hear) 15. Everyone must be friendly to one another, and at least say hello and smile. (too many people walk around with mean looks on their faces) 16. If you cannot drive well, then you do not get a driver's liscense. 17. Prisoners work on chain gangs, rather than just sit in prison. 18. Not every woman needs a mini-van. 19. Marvel and DC are made into one big comic company. 20. Comic companies have extensive chronology/continuty departments tha review each story before it is published to make sure that it fits seamlessly into a character's established history. 21. All comic creations are work for hire, no royalties. 22. Copyright ends the instant the author/creator dies. |
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| Gorvar | Dec 26 2009, 10:18 PM Post #2 |
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Now THIS is my kinda topic. 1: All inhabitants of Earth must worship me like a god and make a trip to the city of Brugge once in their life to touch a golden statue of my image. 2: All pay checks will have to surrender 10 percent to me in order to create a giant space station the size of a moon and the upkeep of my robot legion. 3: no EMP waves....ever 4: I buy whatever the hell i like and dont pay for anything. 5: Marvel will write good stories under the penalty of death. 6: Every murderer/Rapist/enctr... will be send to space to mine ores for the Gorvar Empire. 7: Every fanfic i write myself will be turned into a short film and shown throughout the internet and respected under the penalty of death. 8: the death sentince will now be locked into a capsule and launched towards the sun. 9: double death sentince is being incenerated, locked into a capsule and launched towards the sun. 10: No bully will make fun of my children under the penalty of death. 11: Webcomics of my liking will recieve financial funding and thus be turned into films, animated series enctr... 12: Belgium will become the leading nation of Earth. 13: Some countries will be re-named after Wakanda, Latvaria enctr...to my liking. 14: Forum members i know will be compensated greatly and be named lieutenants of my empire, if they refuse they will recieve the double death sentince. |
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| Templedog | Dec 27 2009, 12:03 AM Post #3 |
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I really like these two: Marvel will write good stories under the penalty of death. Some countries will be re-named after Wakanda, Latvaria enctr...to my liking. |
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| Templedog | Dec 27 2009, 12:10 AM Post #4 |
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Another one of mine is people will have to dress appropriately to go to work or out in public. Suits with ties and dresses for going to work when going out on leisure time men will be required to wear shirts with sleeves and overweight women will not be allowed to wear bare mid-rift shirts. I live in Wisconsin and have seen too many overweight. hairy men go out to resturants in sleeveless "wife-beater" t-shirts, with their overweight wives in short shorts and belly shirts.
Edited by Templedog, Dec 27 2009, 12:17 AM.
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| LoganActor | Dec 27 2009, 03:30 AM Post #5 |
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Commandment 1: Marvel Comics is the Lord thy god. Thou shalt have no other comics before me. Commandment 2: Thou shalt remember that Joss Whedon shows are awesome and thou shalt keep them holy. Commandment 3: Seriously.Thou shalt not cancel Joss Whedon shows. Ever. When the actors get old, they shall be cloned. Hmm...I should put somebody on that..... Commandment 4: Thou shalt trust the Force. Commandment 5: These are not the droids you're looking for. Commandment 6: I have first crack at any and all hot alien chicks the human race discovers. Kirk can be my second in command. Commandment 7: Pizza is a food group. Commandment 8: If your kid is a brat, thou shalt beat some "act right" into them post haste. Commandment 9: Time shall be measured in one of two ways: Military time (0700 hours, 1330 hours, 2200 hours) or Superhero time (Clobbering time, half past clobbering time, a quarter 'til clobbering time) Commandment 10: The Geek shall inherit the Earth. Take that, pretty boys! |
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| Templedog | Dec 27 2009, 04:15 AM Post #6 |
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I like yours so much.  I bow to the mighty Joss. |
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| Templedog | Dec 27 2009, 04:19 AM Post #7 |
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some more of mine. Mayo and miracle whip will cease to exsist, because it is absolutely disgusting. Mexican food is the food of the gods. (On the 8th day god created beer, tacos, comics and porn.) No more reality shows...ever. Everyone will endeavor to be kind to one another and get along, but no more "political correctness" at the expense of another person's personal honest opinions. Edited by Templedog, Dec 27 2009, 04:25 AM.
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| Gorvar | Dec 27 2009, 09:03 AM Post #8 |
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Screw you man Mayonaise is awesome! |
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| Templedog | Dec 27 2009, 12:39 PM Post #9 |
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gag, literally...seriously. Just the sight, smell, or thought of it makes me violently ill. Edited by Templedog, Dec 27 2009, 12:43 PM.
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| Gorvar | Dec 27 2009, 04:13 PM Post #10 |
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You enver had proper Belgian mayo, really, that stuff is dope with fries. |
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